What the fuck is Homestuck

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January 2012

68 posts

discoveringhomestuck: STOP ASKING I’ve been doing a lot of stuff with my family recently, I don’t see them that often. Sorry if my slightly slower update schedule BUGS THE HELL OUT OF YOU. Expect more after New Yearsish ^This, but imagine it phrased somewhat more elegantly.

“Every day is a new year.” Happy...

December 2011

114 posts

the coffee its goingto eat me

I THINK “IMAGINATION” IS A CODE WORD FOR “BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT” THIS IS JUST MY GUESS BUT I BELIEVE THAT I AM CORRECT AS I HAVE AMPLE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING MY CLAIM

Such…a beautiful ending…to such a beautiful cut scene….

Worst phone sex ever. This hotline sucks, I want a refund.

CONGRATULATIONS! Your KEY evolved into GUN! No really, when the fuck did that turn back into a gun?

As requested a while ago, the full version of my icon. Feel free to shoop!

I would very much like a t-shirt with this on it.

You remember those times when you made an elaborate picture in kindergarten that nobody else seemed to get? “Look see this is a story about a girl who saved the world from evil clowns while riding on a rocket powered tricycle across lava….” “That’s nice dear” “No mom see, see, see this part, this part is the final weapon that is going to kill the...

Damn straight it is.

Bullshit, that looks like a fake window. I have one exactly like it that hangs neatly on my wall with beautifully realistic scenery behind its squeaky wooden bars.

This is clearly a basement with an exit sign conveniently posted for role playing opportunities. Father, shown above, has unfortunately become the first of many casualties resulting from his son yet again taking his own insane fantasies way too far in the downstairs storage room.

I think I see how Problem Sleuth ends already.

He is drunk off of his ass after a night of watching way too many Sherlock Holmes movies, he is not an actual investigator of anything, and he is in some random room of his parents’ basement that is set up to look like he actually went somewhere in life.

Clown picture…..

Remember that one episode of Pokemon where Ash and co. get shrunk down to the size of dolls and had to deal with the fake food and the crazy psychic bitch throwing balls at them? Good times.

> Manhandle the door knob, there are dames to be...

Subject A in the case of Putting “man” in front of anything gives it a completely new meaning. Mantweet Mancouch Mansock Manparty Manhandle The same works for “lady”. Enjoy your new game.

Punching doors makes you look like a pussy. Real men kick their doors down.

The gun has DISAPPEARED. WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS. I am so entertained right now.

Exactly my face while staring at this. Damn. Upon first observations, I note that the phone and gun are faced away from anyone that could be sitting at what I assume to be a poorly drawn desk. This guy either does not spend much time sitting at his desk to begin with or has been pacing around his office for a while. The gun implies that there is some sort of danger involved with his line of...

What I know about Problem Sleuth

I need to read it because….I read Homestuck No man, I really really need to read it I really should read it I apparently am required to read it I seriously need to read it I have not read anything until I have read Problem Sleuth I may or may not have skimmed a few pages a long long time ago. It was a lead up to Homestuck or something. It has a similar storytelling style as...

It is Christmas Eve. I am nauseous, tired, and...

Sounds like a great time to start reading Problem Sleuth.

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Happy Chanukkah!!

Anonymous asked: you are incredibly entertaining when high as a hot air balloon

SBAHJ2 reaction

i think when bro says he was banging his mom it was not really banging he was fucking her over disappointing her you know he was being a disappointment to his mother but now….jeff is he laughs at jeff because he is disappointing his mother it just shows how easy it is to make mistakes that disappoint and upset our parents we need to stop and thing “what would my parnets...

RUNE READS SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF 2

SBAHJ1 reaction

i think the games….represent distractions and procrastination he wanted to get away from his…responsibilities the stairs represent responsibilities he was WARNED about the responsibilities but it keeps happening he keeps falling down his responsibilities because they keep….hitting him in the face he TOLD HIM about the responsibilities HE TOLD HIM DOG

Anonymous asked: exactly there are secrets locked deep within that can only be unlocked with appropriate amounts of high

Anonymous asked: reading sbahj high is the only way to read it

RUNE READS: SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF 1

Dear adoring (and not so adoring) fans

I had surgery yesterday so now I am on quite a bit of pain medication I cannot think coherently so I was thinking either I could continue to sleep or attempt to liveblog SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF while absolutely nothing makes sense. pick your poison

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Streaming a movie in a few! →

The deal with Amnesia.

A few people were in the stream earlier, it did not last very long. Duke’s computer was filled with lag, the audio was terrible, it was choppy, and many things were not working. For some reason, none of the livestreaming things were working properly on his Mac. The audio was not working, the mic was not working properly, the video was cutting out. Lucky me, I have the one graphics card...

We are having major stream issues, please help...

Here is the deal: Duke has a Mac that is capable of actually playing this game, I have a windows computer that is a piece of shit and can in no way play this game ever. We tried using Wirecast 4.0 to stream to Twitch.tv ( Which is a branch off of Justin.tv ). We encountered the following problems: Major lag Stream kept pausing randomly The audio from the game was not being recorded. ...

STARTING AMNESIA STREAM YEAH HERE WE GO →

Livestream Update

discoveringhomestuck: Alright, so our game derped up. The files were corrupted and shit, then we had trouble with the stream. ANYWAYS, The game is redownloading, so it should take about 40 minutes. We can live stream something else until then. Sorry about the wait! It’s the computer’s fault

Update: We are finally making progress with...

Amnesia stream is starting up soon, link will be...

jericuboritox asked: 12-1 PM? That's pretty early. Any particular reason?

Amnesia stream is set for tomorrow, if everything...

How it will work: Duke and I will livestream Amnesia: The Dark Descent. I have never played Amnesia. Ever. I have heard things about it, but that is it. Duke and I will probably be taking turns playing. One plays while the other watches, after a certain time, we will switch. The one that is not playing will be able to use the chatroom. Our chosen livestreaming service will probably be...

Anonymous asked: ...you haven't read homestuck for like, a month hun >_>

discoveringhomestuck: WTFStuck is here at my house, we’re talking about crazy stuffs. We’re considering making Let’s Play videos, Two Idiots Play style. Should we buy a capture card and playing games and being stupid idiots like we normally are. Amnesia may only be the beginning. BUT SHOULD WE DO MORE? ^

What-the-fuck-is-Homestuck has officially reached...

Looking at the date, it is not yet December 17th! The deadline has been met! As promised, Duke and I will plan a date for the dual livestream of us playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent, which will be sometime within the next few weeks. Look forward to it!