What the fuck is Homestuck

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July 2012

40 posts

An announcement.

Duke and I share mutual regret for the Amnesia livestream that never was. We have recognized how we wronged you all, and so we have proposed a solution to make up for it. Duke and I will instead be doing a dramatic reading of the middle aged wife classic, 50 Shades of Gray. This will be taking place within the next week or so. “You are so hilarious! How do I make this soon to be...

June 2012

46 posts

My actual best friend is another Homestuck... →

Anonymous asked: Whatever happened to that Constipated fellow?

jackaloped asked: I have this one game where you are a disease and you have to infect the world. Just for you, I named it Homestuck and killed 42% of the world population before a cure was found. Only Russia and Greenland were sterile. This is how I avenge you.

Frequently asked question: Who the fuck is Duke??

what-the-fuck-is-homestuck: Duke is my ~actual best friend~ that I managed to convince to liveblog his Homestuck experience. Immediately after I began promoting him, fanart popped up of the two of us. Ever since then, people have been shipping the two of us together. He apparently does too. He took over my blog once . We have done some things together also . We were declared the...

My actual best friend is another Homestuck... →

Go wish this amazing dude a happy birthday →

To the sweetest, coolest, amazing-est dude I have...

Holy shit, you crazy motherfucker, you are old. I mean wow… When I met you…fuck if I can remember that day, but I certainly remember what I thought of you. “Wow! This guy is funny and nice and also nuts! We should be friends.” ( Pokemon was, admittedly, a big factor in this conclusion. ) (( You probably also had some really sweet food. )) Our childhoods were insane. Or, rather, we...

internetsensationjakesurname asked: i will save you with my bloodbending powers, i will bend all of the blood out of you so it will stop being so hot

Anonymous asked: i cannot for I am a firebender. I am sorry my people have done this to you... Know that if I could, i would use my bending to cure you in a heartbeat!!

( spoilers i end up being the avatar and not dead but you only learn that in like 10 episodes )

i can hide it no longer

today was calm and peaceful… until the fire nation attacked my immune system it happened so quickly my entire body is burning…i am the only casualty avenge me, homestucks av…enge…me….

i made cold soup but decided the cold step took too long i think i have a fever of 200 now avenge me…stop the fire nation…before they take over immune systems world wide…

The past several pages have essentially been Andrew slapping the entire fandom in the face and screaming “EVERYTHING YOU THINK IS WRONG!!”

I should just tack this onto my previous analysis....

So much for Davesprite does not talk to John about coy shenanigans because John and Davesprite do not talk much. Also, way to play it off like you can see right through everything. A few seconds ago you could not describe anything about Davesprite other than that he floats, caws, and raps sometimes. Keep talking big and smart, “friend leader”.

Friendly reminder of a cool feature

If you have a specific comment about a specific post, there are disqus comments specifically enabled specifically so you can share your specific opinion about a specific post of mine. If you visit the blog, you will notice next to the note count it says “& ** comments”. This is because you can comment on the posts. Every single post has commenting enabled except for one. Just...

Like the u people that constantly gave away spoilers because they knew the outcome.

So Jadesprite met trolls that are potentially from the alternate universe. If and when these two universes meet, perhaps they will recognize each other.

Mini-analysis of John's relationship with...

So, John claims that Dave and Davesprite are the same person, despite previously calling his Dave the “real Dave”. He was passive towards Davesprite, always calling him “orange Dave” or “Davesprite” or implying that he is not a “real Dave”. Despite this, he now insists that Davesprite is the exact same as his supposed best friend and suddenly...

Haha…that kind of sounds like… “His name is not Davesprite. His name is Dave.” -ANALYSIS x2 COMBO!! Impressions of Dave and Davesprite, November 14, 2011

This indicates one or more of a few things: Davesprite, proud of his accomplishments and himself for once, has been boasting about cool shit he did to the point that it got annoying. John enjoyed/is enjoying his new role as “friend leader”, letting it get to his head and being upset when he is not in some sort of control, when he is reminded of a time when he is powerless, or...

Kind of a bossy prick for someone that claims to be a friend leader.

When John likes something, it is the coolest thing on the planet. The second someone else likes it, it starts being shit.

From the Ghostbusters photon pack Wiki page.

Crossing the streams was initially discouraged, as Egon believed that “total protonic reversal” would occur: this effect would have catastrophic results (see quote above). However, in a desperate effort to stop the powerful Gozer the Gozerian, Egon noted that the door to Gozer’s temple “swings both ways” and that by crossing the streams, they may be able to create...

Crossing the Streams “There’s something very important I forgot to tell you! Don’t cross the streams… It would be bad… Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.” —Egon Spengler/Harold Ramis on crossing proton streams Crossing the streams was initially discouraged, as Egon believed...

It has technically been his birthday for years. How would they tell time? How fast are they travelling? Andrew mentioned that to him, it only seemed like the kids were travelling for a few seconds, but to the kids it seems like years. If you never payed attention in physics, this is because time and space are kind of the same thing. Time is relative. You can travel through time. The faster you...

Introduction, again.

Blah blah blah this is a liveblog blah blah blah fuck spoilers, fuck Homestuck, fuck you. Do you like Homestuck? Do you enjoy it when people talk about Homestuck? Do you enjoy long-winded analyses of Homestuck things? Do you enjoy observing others make a total ass out of themselves? Good. This is my first read through of Homestuck, the initial 5 acts of me reading were really hilarious....

Anonymous asked: AW SNAP EVERYONE GET YOUR POPCORN AND OTHER VARIOUS SNACKS AND/OR DRINKS OF CHOICE (I REALLY DONT MIND YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT) BECAUSE RUNES ABOUT TO FUCKING THROW DOWN

Anonymous asked: Okay, so I believe you paused the liveblogging just before you went to Acen, so that places you at... page 006630 or so? That was the last one you blogged about, at least. In case you're still searching for the correct page.

In regards to a recent trend - "wtfstuck"

what-the-fuck-is-homestuck: wtfstuck: To those that use this tag (wtfstuck), I would just like you to know that this is my username, I have gone by it for quite some time. This is not an “entitled demand”, but rather a polite request to potentially consider not tagging me in images of gore - though you may say “use tumblr savior” or whatnot, I am rarely actually at my computer, and I would...

Anonymous asked: OH SHIT IS IT LIVEBLOG TIME

Alright the last time I read Homestuck was a long...

It started off with this one douchey kid and his douchey friends that were celebrating his birthday then everyone died but then they got better and later died for real and one kid became a bird then there were a bunch of fuckers that could not spell and also they liked killing each other then they all died and everyone’s parents and families are dead if they are not dead they are about to be...

Speaking of Homestuck…

thesherlockingdead-deactivated2 asked: No really though. What in my giddy God's pajamas is homestuck?

seerofbutt-deactivated20121127 asked: Out of sheer curiosity, does gore bother you? (I promise I will not use any knowledge I gain from this question to further distress you)

In regards to a recent trend - "wtfstuck"

wtfstuck: To those that use this tag (wtfstuck), I would just like you to know that this is my username, I have gone by it for quite some time. This is not an “entitled demand”, but rather a polite request to potentially consider not tagging me in images of gore - though you may say “use tumblr savior” or whatnot, I am rarely actually at my computer, and I would sincerely appreciate it if I did...

Anonymous asked: Oh fuck boyfriendleaders karkat's birthday is on the 21st i guess that makes you karkat too

Indeed. Next Thursday. June 21st. Birthday.

I do quite enjoy being the DUKE of HEARTfelt parties fit for a PRINCE. With the aid of some creative minds and talent, it will certainly be the most glorious celebration in all of June.

You know what we both love? Me. You should follow... →

eccentricbotts asked: Yes. It's karkat's birthday.

Anonymous asked: Yes! Today is 6/12, the day Act 5 Act 1, aka Hivebent, began! This is why the trolls all have six-letter names, among other things. 1025, for example, is 413 (the date Homestuck began) + 612. You see these three numbers in a lot of countdowns and things peppered throughout the story.

Is today considered a Homestuck Day or something?

Just beat Wind Waker, emotional thoughts in...

wtfstuck: Read More I previously stated that I would return to Homestuck after I completed Wind Waker, and I have, so here is a brief analysis of its conclusion.