You know how when in movies some character says something really perfect and out of place and way too thought out to the point of sounding obnoxiously forced like the entire situation was made just to justify using that one quote?
Feeling that right now.
Only in the memories of one of the most significant beings in the universe can we possibly discover the key to alter the course of our fate from absolute destruction…
Hey, you know the thing you have always wanted and that is probably your only chance at ever living again? I have it, but I mean, not that I want to be enemies, I still want to be friends with you, even if you are extremely dangerous and evil, but what I am saying is I want to stay friends, even though I really think you should stay dead forever, and I would never forgive myself for allowing someone like you to walk among the living.
No hard feelings, though.
It looks like a skull, which is part of a skeleton, which has a lot of…bones.
Yep, that sure was a sound bite!
Alright, time to replay the-
On that fateful evening, all eyes turned towards the sky for a breathtaking view of a young troll realizing his true potential, performing a legendary double “fuck you” for the enraged spider queen fuming beneath him. Her spiteful words meant nothing now, for the child, perhaps now an adult, was long on his way towards a better, brighter future, in a joyful place where others believed in him-just as he now believed in himself.
Maybe the moral here is that even the scariest of spider troll teens have no power over you if you believe in yourself. Without the courage to say no, you helplessly follow…on a fleet of ships with other people who are actually mind controlled, because, something something universe, uh, fate.
Basically, people who try to make you feel bad about yourself are usually trying to manipulate you. Usually into buying something. Or doing something for their benefit. Or both.
A lot of new faces apparently popped in while I was eating. Everything was delicious, by the way.
My name is Rune, and this is a Homestuck liveblog, which is the tumblr equivalent of a laser pointer and a bag of tomatoes in a movie theater, except occasionally I stand in front of the entire audience and get real.
This blog is designed to be read in chronological order, meaning from beginning to end. Just like reading Homestuck, except reading about someone else reading Homestuck. More information here. Basically, it operates on a tag system. When one “wtfih” tag runs out, add +1 to the end of it. Right now there are 11 parts.
If you enjoy/enjoyed Homestuck and want to read about some other loudmouth reading it through for the first time, this is the place. If you hate Homestuck with all of your might and want to see someone throw tomatoes at it, also the place. If you love Homestuck and want to see someone else talk about it in-depth, this also also is a great place.
If you love Homestuck to the point of getting extremely defensive and having a violent reaction to, say, me calling your favorite character a steamy pile of shit, this is probably not the place for you. This has happened. A lot.
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There he goes…! Goodbye! Goodbye! Take care…!!