• Apparently there is going to be 1TB flash drives. Did you know? Neither did I. Cool stuff.
• This sure looks like a long one.
• Look at those shades of green. The lighter green is nice. 
• I mean, certain shades of green just match me, you know? They go well with my beautiful face.
• Here we go.
• This is that one song from Zelda, right? 
• Fuck me, what was it? 
• I should know this song, shit. 
• Not Gerudo Valley, right? No way. But hell, I sure do know this one. 
• Look at those beautiful colors. 
• Are those….all of the dead kids?
• God tiering on the first try is so cheating 
• EOAH FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
• FUCK THIS SHIT
• FUCK THIS
• FUCK THAT 
• 127 HOURS NO FUCK THIS
• FUCKING SAW
• FUCKING PLAYING GAMES 
• ERIDAN’S WAND WAS ACTUALLY LORD ENGLISH’S
• WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DIE IN THE BUBBLES
• Dave’s timey senses are tingling 
• What the hell is he waiting for?
• Wait is something coming through?
• What is he 
• His sprite is the entire fucking 
• CALIBORN used ACTION REPLAY! CALIBORN is a cheating asshole!
• meanwhile
• Back with the doki dogs….
• This is really long
• It only has half of a mustache, pity 

EDIT: It turns out the song in the beginning sounds like Bolero of Fire, which lets you warp to Death Mountain, a fiery hell. Caliborn created a fiery hell. COINCIDENCE? I think not.