Posts tagged I am reading Homestuck

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Dirk is lonely, so Jake must be lonely, because Dirk’s view of things is the only way to view things. 

There seems to be an ongoing trend of close-mindedness and projection here regardless of the intentions behind them. 

Is Meenah using Shadow Sneak or is that a road? 

Her again. 

JOHN THINKS ABOUT JOHN ^{THINKING ABOUT JOHN THINKING ABOUT JOHNTHINKING ABOUT JOHN} 

I left off on some page with some things happening. John broke his arm holding onto his dog sister backwards as she discovered she was a witch and ran through the wall to take the train to Hogwarts. 

Then John hit his head on a wall and died.

It was around act 571 part 2,359, unless I am mistaken. 

FINE

Do you like Homestuck? Do you enjoy it when people talk about Homestuck? Do you enjoy long-winded analyses of Homestuck things? Do you enjoy observing others make a total ass out of themselves? Good. 

This is my first read through of Homestuck, the initial 5 acts of me reading were really hilarious. Really. You should have been there, and now you can pretend like you were. 

I write long things. Really long things. Also, I react to a lot of things. Tell your friends. 

There are links of things to read on the blog. Disqus comments are enabled, no spoilers, etc. 

Pretend like you were my fan the entire time and read the blog from the beginning. There are actually 9 parts. Just add a 7, 8, or 9 to a part of the URL. Figure it out, smarty pants. 

Rules if you want to tell me how amazing I am or comment on some shit I said. 

Frequently asked questions. 

Tags you might want to look at. 

None of the above links have been updated recently. I have not even read through them. They are probably at least half accurate right now. 

Me? I am famous. I have been featured on several news sites. Look at that hit counter. What does it read? Over a million. For damn good reasons. 

Notes:

• I do not participate in the fandom. Fanart? Fan discussions? Forums? I avoid them like the plague so I can avoid spoilers. I like finding shit out by myself. What has been going on in Homestuck? No idea. 
• I am a self-proclaimed douchebag, so no whining if I hurt your feelings. 
• Duke is this guy. 
• If you need to call me something, you can call me wtfsuck, wtfih, Your Majesty, Master, Brilliant, or Rune. Something along those lines. 
• Right now I am on Act 6 part something or other after Dave and Karkat draw penises or something, who knows. 
• I have not read Homestuck in a long time and my memory is shit, keep that in mind. 
• Do not answer rhetorical or hypothetical questions, smartass. Unless I specifically suggest that someone should answer me, the question is likely of a rhetorical nature. 

You should unfollow/fuck off if:

• Big words confuse you. 
• Swear words offend you. 
• You are easily offended in general. 
• Opinions upset you. 
• You have no patience for elaboration. 
• You dislike analyses. 
• Mistakes about webcomics anger you.
• You feel the urge to correct everyone any time anything is wrong because everyone constantly needs to be right. 
• You constantly feel the urge to answer rhetorical questions. 
• You think Homestuck is your personal baby to protect and stab anyone that talks poorly about it. ( Holy Arceus if this applies, go the fuck outside. ) 

Finally, with everything in mind, Homestuck is a webcomic, calm the fuck down. 

As a side note, right now I encourage you to sign this petition to support the music team. If you want bonus points with me, you will sign this.

CONGRATULATIONS! JOHN acquired BRAIN DAMAGE! 

Sorry John, looks like you are not a wizard. 

Do the kids ever change their clothes or have we gone FULL ANIME here? 

Is that the front of his fucking shirt or the back of his fucking shirt? If that is the front he is holding on with his RIGHT arm and probably breaking his neck right there. 

Did he do a fucking flip to hold onto Jade?

“Wait, Jade, let me bend over backwards so I can hold onto you” 

They are back to back here, usually when you grab someone you grab them while facing them. 

Also, his wispy hood looks like the Betty Crocker fork thing. Foreshadowing?