What the fuck is Homestuck

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somethingslammin asked: I just reblogged that post on UHSO, that should send more traffic his way maybe.

I have absolutely no idea what that is, but thank you!

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Anonymous asked: fun fact homestuck doesn't exist it's just a bunch of people making up words to confuse other people; the entire fandom is performance art

I knew it I always knew the music and art teams were secretly a bunch of robots I knew this was all fake I saw that camera in my cabinet there is no way any fandom can seriously make that many boner jokes

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I get the point, the fandom is bored and drowning in its own tears that whatever cliffhanger Andrew left off on will remain a cliffhanger for a whole month. Right now is a great time to take some patience lessons from the remaining Hetalians. 

I left off whining about John and Davesprite somewhere, so suffer with me a few thousand pages until the hiatus ends. Here we go, folks. 

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Frequently asked question: Who the fuck is Duke??

Duke is my ~actual best friend~  that I managed to convince to liveblog his Homestuck experience. 

Immediately after I began promoting him, fanart popped up of the two of us. 

Ever since then, people have been shipping the two of us together. 

He apparently does too. 

He took over my blog once . 

We have done some things together also .

We were declared the Prince of Heart and the Knight of Hope. 

Extra links

Shipping masterlist

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Anonymous asked: LADY SERENITY IS A GODDAMN FIREFLY QUIT ASKING SO MUCH OF HER MAYBE SHE'S TOO CLASSY TO BREAK OUT THE TRUE INVECTIVE SPEECH MAYBE SHE NEVER LEARNED THE BAD WORDS BECAUSE EVERY OTHER FIREFLY EVER IS DEAD EXCEPT FOR THE ONES ON JOHN'S PLANET AND SHE NEVER EVEN MET THEM JEEZ CUT HER SOME SLACK HER FRIEND JUST DIED MAYBE SHE WASN'T FEELING PARTICULARLY CREATIVE AT THAT MOMENT IN TIME AND MORE HORRIFIED.

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Anonymous asked: Ok, so I see homestuck all over my dash but what is it? Is there an actual comic to it? Or is it that that fucking game thing? x

Homestuck is best described as someone handing you the most delicious rainbow lollipop in the world, violently tearing it out of your hands the moment you realize how amazing it is, and promising to return it only if you figure out how to explain the meaning of life to a frog while you and everyone around you gradually realize that you are on the worst acid trip of your life. 

You can read it here. 

Enjoy. 

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automatonicelectronicharmonic asked: Does it count as spoilers if I ask you to take something that you stated on your own and keep it in mind for later? If so, then I'll step back and say nothing more on the subject.

Thank you so much for this conveniently timed question! I have been meaning to bring this up. This does, in fact, count as a spoiler, as listed on my rules page under my spoiler policy. 

“Taken from Mark Reads Harry Potter: WHAT COUNTS AS A SPOILER 

1) Stating something that happens in the future.

  • “That one troll does something!”
  • “Blank explodes!” 
  • “Blank dies!” 

2) Hinting that something happens in the future.

  • “Things are going to get so serious!” 
  • “It’s all fun and games until act blank!” 
  •  “This comes back later!”
  • “Don’t worry, they’re not completely dead!” 
  • “Blank term comes into place soon!” 

3) Telling me a specific moment is important.

  • “Pay attention during the beginning of act blank!”
  • “Page blank is really important!” 

4) Defending your favorite character because they were redeemed in the end. (The inverse is true, as well as defending moments or arguing about specific scenes.)

  • “Don’t be so hard on your blank. She gets better!”
  • “I wish you weren’t so harsh on that one guy. I swear, he doesn’t end up being an asshole.”
  • “I didn’t like That One Act You Are Reading because the end was so depressing.”

5) Telling me the “answer” is in a past movie/log/act/frame. 

  • “BLANK IS REALLY IMPORTANT IN THE FUTURE.” 
  • “That item from blank is the key!” 

6) Saying, hinting at, discussing, referring to, or ambiguously cluing me in to anything I have not read yet.

  • If I haven’t fucking read it yet, don’t fucking talk to me about it. 

7) Something that would change my opinion of a character/plot thing in the story. 

  • I’LL FIND OUT ON MY OWN 

8) Correcting me with something that hasn’t happened yet. 

  • “Blank isn’t blank, but blank is!” 

Once again, IF I HAVEN’T FUCKING READ IT YET, PLEASE DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. “

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