What the fuck is Homestuck

Posts tagged homestuck liveblog

Well, Dave really was never good at keeping a sword in one piece. 

People who have never read Homestuck, they are talking about Betty Crocker over here. Betty fucking Crocker. 

Well, this u person seems to be quite proficient with the usage of….

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What a Mary Sue. 

N-not like Dirk wants to be there with you or anything, you baka!!!! 

Dirk is lonely, so Jake must be lonely, because Dirk’s view of things is the only way to view things. 

There seems to be an ongoing trend of close-mindedness and projection here regardless of the intentions behind them. 

GET IT???? THE JOKE IS TEXAS

Within the course of a few years, Dirk went from throwing around the word “gay” in a derogatory context to being completely and utterly offended by its use in any way, shape, or form. 

An accurate representation of a large portion of the internet. 

Dirk is that one asshole entirely convinced that his choice in anime is the only choice in anime and if you like that mainstream shit you are no better than the overpowered villain in his genderbent alternate universe crossover fanfiction staring the dramatic and annoying lovechild of two horribly written characters that have absolutely no relationship in their source content. ( Original character, do not steal )  

Thank you to the kind group of individuals that enthusiastically explained bukkake to me less than a few weeks ago. Thank you. Really. I needed to know that.