What the fuck is Homestuck

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Anonymous asked: LADY SERENITY IS A GODDAMN FIREFLY QUIT ASKING SO MUCH OF HER MAYBE SHE'S TOO CLASSY TO BREAK OUT THE TRUE INVECTIVE SPEECH MAYBE SHE NEVER LEARNED THE BAD WORDS BECAUSE EVERY OTHER FIREFLY EVER IS DEAD EXCEPT FOR THE ONES ON JOHN'S PLANET AND SHE NEVER EVEN MET THEM JEEZ CUT HER SOME SLACK HER FRIEND JUST DIED MAYBE SHE WASN'T FEELING PARTICULARLY CREATIVE AT THAT MOMENT IN TIME AND MORE HORRIFIED.

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Anonymous asked: Ok, so I see homestuck all over my dash but what is it? Is there an actual comic to it? Or is it that that fucking game thing? x

Homestuck is best described as someone handing you the most delicious rainbow lollipop in the world, violently tearing it out of your hands the moment you realize how amazing it is, and promising to return it only if you figure out how to explain the meaning of life to a frog while you and everyone around you gradually realize that you are on the worst acid trip of your life. 

You can read it here. 

Enjoy. 

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racingatthespeedoflove asked: Does it count as spoilers if I ask you to take something that you stated on your own and keep it in mind for later? If so, then I'll step back and say nothing more on the subject.

Thank you so much for this conveniently timed question! I have been meaning to bring this up. This does, in fact, count as a spoiler, as listed on my rules page under my spoiler policy. 

Taken from Mark Reads Harry Potter: WHAT COUNTS AS A SPOILER 

1) Stating something that happens in the future.

  • “That one troll does something!”
  • “Blank explodes!” 
  • “Blank dies!” 

2) Hinting that something happens in the future.

  • “Things are going to get so serious!” 
  • “It’s all fun and games until act blank!” 
  •  “This comes back later!”
  • “Don’t worry, they’re not completely dead!” 
  • “Blank term comes into place soon!” 

3) Telling me a specific moment is important.

  • “Pay attention during the beginning of act blank!”
  • “Page blank is really important!” 

4) Defending your favorite character because they were redeemed in the end. (The inverse is true, as well as defending moments or arguing about specific scenes.)

  • “Don’t be so hard on your blank. She gets better!”
  • “I wish you weren’t so harsh on that one guy. I swear, he doesn’t end up being an asshole.”
  • “I didn’t like That One Act You Are Reading because the end was so depressing.”

5) Telling me the “answer” is in a past movie/log/act/frame. 

  • “BLANK IS REALLY IMPORTANT IN THE FUTURE.” 
  • “That item from blank is the key!” 

6) Saying, hinting at, discussing, referring to, or ambiguously cluing me in to anything I have not read yet.

  • If I haven’t fucking read it yet, don’t fucking talk to me about it. 

7) Something that would change my opinion of a character/plot thing in the story. 

  • I’LL FIND OUT ON MY OWN 

8) Correcting me with something that hasn’t happened yet. 

  • “Blank isn’t blank, but blank is!” 

Once again, IF I HAVEN’T FUCKING READ IT YET, PLEASE DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. “

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Anonymous asked: ha your latest essay makes me feel much better about scoring seer of breath on a personality test. Will you be doing similar things for the other classes, or at least just the 4 kids classes?

I was not planning on writing anything similar in the near future, but if there is enough interest in title analyses, I will give it a shot.

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stop-hammerkind asked: what's the point of this blog, may I ask? Because.. you can just read it and find out.. or look it up...

What is the point of this question, may I ask? You can just read it and find out, or look it up.

To answer your question, though, this blog was originally intended for the sole purpose of my being a special snowflake and documenting how much I hated Homestuck and explaining to the world exactly why I hated it. That required reading it, as it is completely moronic to hate something without knowing anything about it.

Well, I continued reading it, and as time went on the entire hating idea was somewhat dissolved. It turned into more of questions, speculations, and documenting my thoughts and elaborate analyses as I kept on keeping on.

Over the past few months, however, I have become increasingly ill to the point that spending so much time and energy on liveblogging and analyses is sadly impossible. So, right now my health is on an unfortunately painful decline and this blog is patiently waiting for the day that I am well enough to update it regularly and continue my thrilling journey through the mystery known as Homestuck.

Filed under ask asks messages ravinrai yeah so in short I just sit around and feel like I am dying all day every day for the past several months as depressing as it sounds that is essentially what has been going on I miss Homestuck

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softowl asked: Hey, just thought I'd clear this up, the MSPA con you mention is not official/not going to happen. Sorry.

Thank you for clarifying! I thought it sounded strange when it was initially brought up at Shutocon. No need to apologize.


For everyone else, this would be the MSPA convention that was planned to take place in Lansing, Michigan.

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