Posts tagged notes

• Apparently there is going to be 1TB flash drives. Did you know? Neither did I. Cool stuff.
• This sure looks like a long one.
• Look at those shades of green. The lighter green is nice. 
• I mean, certain shades of green just match me, you know? They go well with my beautiful face.
• Here we go.
• This is that one song from Zelda, right? 
• Fuck me, what was it? 
• I should know this song, shit. 
• Not Gerudo Valley, right? No way. But hell, I sure do know this one. 
• Look at those beautiful colors. 
• Are those….all of the dead kids?
• God tiering on the first try is so cheating 
• EOAH FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
• FUCK THIS SHIT
• FUCK THIS
• FUCK THAT 
• 127 HOURS NO FUCK THIS
• FUCKING SAW
• FUCKING PLAYING GAMES 
• ERIDAN’S WAND WAS ACTUALLY LORD ENGLISH’S
• WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DIE IN THE BUBBLES
• Dave’s timey senses are tingling 
• What the hell is he waiting for?
• Wait is something coming through?
• What is he 
• His sprite is the entire fucking 
• CALIBORN used ACTION REPLAY! CALIBORN is a cheating asshole!
• meanwhile
• Back with the doki dogs….
• This is really long
• It only has half of a mustache, pity 

EDIT: It turns out the song in the beginning sounds like Bolero of Fire, which lets you warp to Death Mountain, a fiery hell. Caliborn created a fiery hell. COINCIDENCE? I think not. 

• Man, fuck whoever did that.
• I liked that art.
• Still loading. 
• This is outrageously doki.
• Stealing Roxy’s thunder
• She looks perfectly happy holding onto him though 
• Single person skateboards are only made for ONE
• ONE
• AND THE LITTLE ONE SAID
• MOVE OVER
• MOVE OVER
• HE WAS WATCHING THE ENTIRE TIME 

• Mary Sue, jack in, power up! 
• Going full syncro over here! 
• Using his DDR skills for the sake of the world
• Does a cool trick even though nobody sees him
• Skateboarding through the apocalypse 
• Upside down loopy loops to accomplish basic tasks
• Just JUMPING in? What? No way
• gotta high five that hot babe 
• jump out 
• FLY AROUND A LITTLE MORE
• AUTOMATICALLY KNOW HOW TO GET SOMEWHERE
• Have they ever met before 
• ew gross, dead cootie
• HIS HEAD

• This one goes out to the boner jokers
• Oh, I have heard this before somewhere before!
• Which 
• Oh it stopped. 
• …Is that it? 

wow

• Loading. Loading. Loading loading. How fucking long is this.
• Well, now that we have green shittily drawn curtains, I think we should consider what green represents. Green is grass. Green is greenery. Green is apple flavor. Usually. Personally, I think purple and blue flavor are better. Remember that one time that Kool-aid had the “guess the flavor” thing? Those fuckers, it was two flavors mixed
• oh loaded hey
• oh hey there
• Sure is very alien-y
• Hot air balloons! That rain! Lik
• Crypts and Helium. Oh, this is Jane! So she did not die. 
• ….
• oh is this interactive
• Fuck the notes, then 
• Time for a walkthrough! 

• DOTA???
• That one game with the Russian song 
• ….Horses
• Vris
• Is this the wild west
• So many majestic horses
• Oh, hi there horse
• Man, these acrylic colored hills are a pain in the ass to walk over. 
• …………..Andrew
• is this really going in this direction, do I really have to press that arrow
• Will. Will you. Will you please stop that beating sound. Will you please press that arrow. Will you please water the daisies. Will you please help me figure out how bone structure works
• You. You and me. Uranium. Blowing up the whole town
• oh no fuck this
• haha NOPE
• MY FACE EXACTLY

Just made the world’s most underwhelming Prince of Heart : Rise Up reactions, so I will say a few things that were not said as I upload it, because virtually nothing was said. 

Rise up seems to have been referring to Dirk rising up against the Derse agents, yet at the same time, AR was featured with him, potentially indicating that not only is Dirk the Prince of Heart, but AR is too. 

AR has (potentially) been recognized by Sburb as a player, therefore eligible for a title. Assuming that he does enter the game. 

Royal Bitch, though she seems to be killing all of the players…I think, may not actually be as horribly evil as she appears. When Alternia was in danger, she tried to get back as fast as she could to protect it, despite there only being children there. This could have been because she was afraid of Glubblefucker killing her army, but I think there is some sort of hidden agenda in which it turns out that the reasons behind what happened were at least minimally justified, and someone just happened to go insane. She may be the one that went insane, also. The universe had cancer, and was broken to begin with, thanks to Karkat (and Sollux?). I have a feeling that everything breaking in the previous universe may be pinned on him or the players, which is why Royal Bitch is trying to destroy the players here, to protect everything because she knows something everyone else does not. The same could be applied with Lord English, just having been painted in a poor light. Jack was the one killing everyone, Scratch wanted everyone to fight back, and he claims that his “evil” master is Lord English, but Lord English is probably painted in a dim light also. 

It is an ongoing theme in Homestuck that every character is the opposite of what they are portrayed to be. I have a feeling this theme is going to continue until the end and that the line between good and evil will continue being blurred. 

• Is the client player 
• Is a pain in the ass
• Is a Derse dreamer, while UU is Prospit
• Is “genetically similar” to UU
• Has a different blood color than UU
• Is related to UU

Holy fucking shit I am left with the shivers, that music is amazing and that is a lot of fucking clouds.

A few things:

1. Betty Crocker apparently fights with Pokemon
2. I swear to all that is good and decent if Mom just broke the fourth wall for no good reason I will hurt something 

thAT WAS THE PLAN…

TO GIVE YOU A BONER…

• As it was obviously stated, we are in the future from when Homestuck began.
• Jaspers was frozen, likely by Rose.
• Dave(?)  made it big with SBAHJ somehow in a few years. He possibly started it earlier in this timeline? 
• That appeared to be Dad’s hat.
• Jade is fixing the window. 
• The kids have made it out of the game. 
• Jane is in Seattle. Or somewhere close to there. 
• She is 15.5 years old because my Math skills are top notch. 
• Her birthday may or may not be April 13th. 
• she’s a fucking Crocker 
• This is the story that Nannasprite was talking about. 
• Jane may or may not be Nannasprite or her mother/grandmother. 

• no no no this music
• Why this music
• Why
• No why 
• No really I ha
• KARKAT
• THAT PICTURE
• THE ART IN THIS VIDEO 
• Okay everything is bette
• …??
• Woah….wai
• woah
• You got a lot of hair motherfucker 
• Karkat wateryou 
• Karkat are you a kitty cat
• Is everyone yarn 
• I like Sollux’s art very much 

The art

the art 

it

pleases me 

SO MUCH 

• Well this is called descend so I am going to assume it is cool
• Woah, the animation is improving. 
• Blood everywhere… 
• IS THAT PM?! 
• “They wait for he who would extinguish candles whilst fanning a fire.”
• “They wait for she who would thaw solid flesh and resolve it into a dew.” 
• “They wait for she who would breed lilacs out of the dead land.” 
• “They wait for he who would drop it like it’s hot whilst the pimp’s in the crib.”
• Well I know the last one. 
• So many curtains
• JOHN
• JOHN YOU IDIOT 
• John that is adorable 
• I knew it! This is the first time they have met. And yet they are so natural. Because they know each other so well.
• Here comes the shitstorm. 

• Oh hey look, an actual movie.
• And then it got creepy again
• Nevermind, Gamzee looks like a girl.
• Who the fuck is that 
• Wow what a dramatic roll
• So dramatic 
• Are we in the wild fucking west here?
• That was completely unproductive

• That fucking dog is everywhere. Bad final boss, sit. Stay. 
• Aww yeah this is my jam! 
• Well that was fast 
• Two down 
• Go Aradia go! 
• …wo
• Did she god tier?
• She can smile!
• She’s smiling!
• She’s actually smiling!
• She’s smiling
• She’s happy again
• She is smiling because….
• Well aren’t you the prettiest little butterfly
• Is she still short, o
• WHAT THE FUCK
• WHAT
• THE
• FUCKING 
• WHAT
• VRISKA WHAT THE FUCK
• FUCK 
• NO 
• THAT IS NOT
• FUCK
• WHAT
• STOP

HEY WHAT THE FUCK